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| B CLUB'S FUNNIEST MOMENTS *me, Ema and Carina talking about mine and Ema's new species* Me: they need special characteristics and stuffs... Ema: they could be good swimmers! Me: yes, good swimmers. Great swimmers! thats good Carina: their pee could cure AIDS! Me and Ema: ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ ~CarinaKKT: what the hell?? Me: what the fuuuuck? ~Evvee: what the quaaaaaack?? Me: say whaaaa?? ~Evvee: say quaaaaaack?? ___________________________ ~Evvee: i feel like kicking Sammy's balls so he would drop the PSP... ballsack....QUACKSACK ______________________________________________________________ *me, ~Evvee, ~CarinaKKT and Tati in the lunch time, riding the swings in a park near school. the swings are placed in a big circle so when we ride it our feet touch in the middle* Carina: speed up bitch! *riding faster* Tati: yea! Ema (~Evvee): *stopped* me: hey Ema, speed up! Ema: i dun wanna... Me: speed up fo J.!! Ema: *speedin up reeeeeally fast* __________________________________________________________________ B Club's dictionaryz: Quack: word used for strong emotions; -- QUACK!! (fear, happiness, sadness, stress) QUACK??! (admiration) (can also mean f*ck) ___________________________________________________________________ Tati: what time is it? ~Evvee: PEDOFILE!!!! __________________________________________________________________ ~CarinaKKT you dont have ballage (balls+courage) ___________________________________________________________________ ~Evvee: *takes of her shoe in the middle of the school* Me: What are you doing ~Evvee damn! have something in my shoe *walks only with one shoe around the school, until sits in the cafeteria and puts her shoe again* ___________________________________________________________________ Me: *eating gum in the english class* *makes a bubble* ~CarinaKKT ~Evvee: OH MY FUCKING GOD XD Me: *blows the bubble* only me to make ball-like bubbles uwu ___________________________________________________________________ ~CarinaKKT *tries to make a bubble like i made, but comes out a normal one* ~Evvee its only one XD ~CarinaKKT yea, im Hitler, i only have one testicle!! english teacher: *hears the last part* o.o......Dont worry Carina, i wont tell anyone, im very understanding about that ~CarinaKKT XDD its not me, its Hilter!! ~Evvee No carina, you dont need to hide it anymore!! XD Me: *takes carina's hand* ylou dont need to be scared. XD ____________________________________________________________________ Ema: lets create the one-ball anonnymous, like alcoolic anonymous XD Me: *soft voice* *to carina* tell us your name Carina: im carina Me: and then everyone "helloooooo cariinaaaaaaa" ___________________________________________________________________ Carina: haHA!!! WANNA KNOW MY JOB?? IM DATING CHRISTIAN! //you must know that we where talking about if the whore of our class would really turn into a prostitute when we were like, 19. thats what carina would tell her XD// ____________________________________________________________________ Carina: *throws me pieces of rubber* i threw u rubber! Me: *throws imaginary rubber* i threw too!! Carina: i threw more! Me: ...*flails* WELL I THREW SO MUCH U DIED! Carina: WELL I CAME BACK AS A ZOMBIE, AND NOW I HAVE THIS GIANT, DICK, MADE OF ROCK!!! *puts elbow in belly and waves arm* *slapping my arm* HAAAAA ____________________________________________________________________ *at barcelona trip, all in the bed and trying to sleep, full silence* Carina: *that was between me and Ema* ....can i put my ass in your face? Ema: what!? XD Carina: like, your nose right between my buttcheeks and then you BREATHE IN HAAAAAARD Me, Ema and Tati: *ROFL* ____________________________________________________________________ *at a Math test, full silence* *suddenly you hear a sound that really sounded like a fart* Me: *looking at test* what the... *looks to Carina* Carina: *looking back* it was someone from the back of the classroom! *you hear another sound* Me: *LMAO* Carina: *LMAO* Ema: *covering face with jacket* OMG __________________________________________________________________ *at science class**four of us together studying* Carina: teacher, these are the villus right? *word much funnier in portuguese, "vilosidades"* Teacher: yes those are the villus Me: *funny voice mocking with teacher* *to myself* villuss... Teacher: Yes Bia the villus! Ema: *holding laugh* Me: *holding laugh* _________________________________________________________________ *same science class* Ema: *puts tip of pen in nose* Tati: EMA! Cut it off! Ema: *starts laughing* XDDD ok *MUUUUUUUCH LATERR~~* Me: *takes pen abstractedly and bites the tip* EMa: *gasps* Carina: THAT WAS IN HER NOSE XDD Me: OMFG XDD *takes it off mouth* __________________________________________________________________ Ema: *playing with Carina's pencilcase that has been used to represent a vagina for the whole class* *opens it all* live reporting from *sticks face inside pencilcase* INSIDE THE VAGINA __________________________________________________________________ Ema: *drumming in her pants in THERE as if it was drums and then looks at me* *super pervy tard rape-face laugh* _________________________________________________________________ Ema: *puts both hands together, all fingers together as if she has praying but keeps both middle fingers apart and points at carina* lets do the vagina thing Carina: *does the same and fits her space between fingers with Ema's* Ema: *opens her hand, and a pen pops out of Carina's hand* Me: WHAT THE FUCK XDDD _______________________________________________________________ Ema: *after PE, getting dressed* Me: hurry! Ema: *grabs her pants and smashes them agaisnt face rubbing them around* Me: your making out with your pants Ema: IM MAKIN OOOOOOUT WITH MAH PANTS! IM MAKING OOOOOUT WITH MA PANTS! *"rythim of whip my hair" * |
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