|B CLUB'S FUNNIEST MOMENTS |
*me, Ema and Carina talking about mine and Ema's new species*
Me: they need special characteristics and stuffs...
Ema: they could be good swimmers!
Me: yes, good swimmers. Great swimmers! thats good
Carina: their pee could cure AIDS!
Me and Ema:
~CarinaKKT: what the hell??
Me: what the fuuuuck?
~Evvee: what the quaaaaaack??
Me: say whaaaa??
~Evvee: say quaaaaaack??
~Evvee: i feel like kicking Sammy's balls so he would drop the PSP... ballsack....QUACKSACK
*me, ~Evvee, ~CarinaKKT and Tati in the lunch time, riding the swings in a park near school. the swings are placed in a big circle so when we ride it our feet touch in the middle*
Carina: speed up bitch! *riding faster*
Ema (~Evvee): *stopped*
me: hey Ema, speed up!
Ema: i dun wanna...
Me: speed up fo J.!!
Ema: *speedin up reeeeeally fast*
B Club's dictionaryz:
Quack: word used for strong emotions;
-- QUACK!! (fear, happiness, sadness, stress) QUACK??! (admiration) (can also mean f*ck)
Tati: what time is it?
~CarinaKKT you dont have ballage (balls+courage)
~Evvee: *takes of her shoe in the middle of the school*
Me: What are you doing
~Evvee damn! have something in my shoe *walks only with one shoe around the school, until sits in the cafeteria and puts her shoe again*
Me: *eating gum in the english class* *makes a bubble*
~CarinaKKTH MY GOD THAT LOOKS LIKE TWO HUGE BALLS
~Evvee: OH MY FUCKING GOD XD
Me: *blows the bubble* only me to make ball-like bubbles uwu
~CarinaKKT *tries to make a bubble like i made, but comes out a normal one*
~Evvee its only one XD
~CarinaKKT yea, im Hitler, i only have one testicle!!
english teacher: *hears the last part* o.o......Dont worry Carina, i wont tell anyone, im very understanding about that
~CarinaKKT XDD its not me, its Hilter!!
~Evvee No carina, you dont need to hide it anymore!! XD
Me: *takes carina's hand* ylou dont need to be scared. XD
Ema: lets create the one-ball anonnymous, like alcoolic anonymous XD
Me: *soft voice* *to carina* tell us your name
Carina: im carina
Me: and then everyone "helloooooo cariinaaaaaaa"
Carina: haHA!!! WANNA KNOW MY JOB?? IM DATING CHRISTIAN!
//you must know that we where talking about if the whore of our class would really turn into a prostitute when we were like, 19. thats what carina would tell her XD//
Carina: *throws me pieces of rubber* i threw u rubber!
Me: *throws imaginary rubber* i threw too!!
Carina: i threw more!
Me: ...*flails* WELL I THREW SO MUCH U DIED!
Carina: WELL I CAME BACK AS A ZOMBIE, AND NOW I HAVE THIS GIANT, DICK, MADE OF ROCK!!! *puts elbow in belly and waves arm* *slapping my arm* HAAAAA
*at barcelona trip, all in the bed and trying to sleep, full silence*
Carina: *that was between me and Ema* ....can i put my ass in your face?
Ema: what!? XD
Carina: like, your nose right between my buttcheeks and then you BREATHE IN HAAAAAARD
Me, Ema and Tati: *ROFL*
*at a Math test, full silence* *suddenly you hear a sound that really sounded like a fart*
Me: *looking at test* what the... *looks to Carina*
Carina: *looking back* it was someone from the back of the classroom!
*you hear another sound*
Ema: *covering face with jacket* OMG
*at science class**four of us together studying*
Carina: teacher, these are the villus right? *word much funnier in portuguese, "vilosidades"*
Teacher: yes those are the villus
Me: *funny voice mocking with teacher* *to myself* villuss...
Teacher: Yes Bia the villus!
Ema: *holding laugh*
Me: *holding laugh*
*same science class*
Ema: *puts tip of pen in nose*
Tati: EMA! Cut it off!
Ema: *starts laughing* XDDD ok
Me: *takes pen abstractedly and bites the tip*
Carina: THAT WAS IN HER NOSE XDD
Me: OMFG XDD *takes it off mouth*
Ema: *playing with Carina's pencilcase that has been used to represent a vagina for the whole class* *opens it all* live reporting from *sticks face inside pencilcase* INSIDE THE VAGINA
Ema: *drumming in her pants in THERE as if it was drums and then looks at me* *super pervy tard rape-face laugh*
Ema: *puts both hands together, all fingers together as if she has praying but keeps both middle fingers apart and points at carina* lets do the vagina thing
Carina: *does the same and fits her space between fingers with Ema's*
Ema: *opens her hand, and a pen pops out of Carina's hand*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK XDDD
Ema: *after PE, getting dressed*
Ema: *grabs her pants and smashes them agaisnt face rubbing them around*
Me: your making out with your pants
Ema: IM MAKIN OOOOOOUT WITH MAH PANTS! IM MAKING OOOOOUT WITH MA PANTS! *"rythim of whip my hair" *